Honey
Nut
Pumpkin
Sugar
Fruit Cake
Couch Potato
Peach
Meat Head
Cornball
And Spam (didn't your mom ever call you that?)
The Top Ten Wacky Questions:
How come when you transport something in a car it is called shipment and when you transport something in a ship it is called cargo?
How come there is braille on a drive-up ATM machine?
How come Phonetic isn't spelled like it sounds?
How come sheep don't shrink when it rains?
How come milk doesn't come out of a cows nose when it laughs?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff that they make the little black box with?
Why are there inter-state highways in Hawaii?
Who is sitting in front of the person who is sitting behind you?
Is it legal for a man to marry his widows sister?
Why are we asking all of these stupid questions?
The Top Ten Things To Do With An AOL Disk:
Burn It
Use it as a coaster
Use it as a foreign project tile
Send it to someone you hate
Take out the plastic in the middle and play frisbee
Erase it and fill it up with some thing more valuable
Put it on the ground and hope someone trips on it
Feed it to your dog
Put it in the garbage disposal
Flush it down the toilet
