twin: check it out check it out...if you want a big hat..we got that! if you need a tube of glue..we got that too! a 20gallon wok? they're in stock!!
twin: and if u need refrigerators to keep extra mash potatoes or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies of your dresser or a dehydrtaed strudel or a nose ring for your poodle or a five pound can of tuna and some flippers to go scuba
twin: scuba scuba scooby dooby doo ba here we go scuba..COMON
crazy kids.
me: nd he broke the lock with a crowbar and got my lips out nd i went into lip rehab wif this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip nd we couldn't talk to each other becuz our lips were so swollen until the 5th week we could talk but oscar was polish and i only knew 3 words in polish but now i kno 4 because oscar taught me the word for lip: OO STAH
real words:
And I just stood there until
the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to
spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got
stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each
other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and
when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like
three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip: Oofta."
