feeling LONELY? DEPRESSED? OBSESSED WITH ANIME CHARACTERS? look no further! DR. CHUMP is here to save all the mental ppl from their problems!
see below for a sample of his genius "skeels"
DDRfreak925: hai
meEnyKoHle: hey
meEnyKoHle: weEEEE link is so awesum
DDRfreak925: uh
DDRfreak925: zelda guy?
meEnyKoHle: yea
meEnyKoHle: hot stuffers
DDRfreak925: .....
DDRfreak925: dude wtf
DDRfreak925: first malik
meEnyKoHle: !!!
DDRfreak925: now link
meEnyKoHle: its been link...
DDRfreak925: BOTH ANIMATED CHARACTERS
meEnyKoHle: juss... he's so.. taken
meEnyKoHle: problem?
DDRfreak925: niki
DDRfreak925: i think you have a fetish
DDRfreak925: for animated characters
meEnyKoHle: wuts a fetish?
DDRfreak925: ....
DDRfreak925: SIGH
meEnyKoHle: a sigh?
meEnyKoHle: das weird
DDRfreak925: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fetish
meEnyKoHle: obsessive preoccupation...
meEnyKoHle: abnormal
meEnyKoHle: haha
meEnyKoHle: fixation. das weird
meEnyKoHle: awwessumm
meEnyKoHle: niki has a fetish ova anime pplz
DDRfreak925: and 3d animated ppl
meEnyKoHle: only 3??
meEnyKoHle: sora, malik, link...
DDRfreak925: 3D
meEnyKoHle: ndd...
DDRfreak925: 3D
DDRfreak925: as in
DDRfreak925: three-dimensional
meEnyKoHle: whos that other guy
DDRfreak925: 3d graphics
meEnyKoHle: 3d?
DDRfreak925: AS IN
DDRfreak925: TIDUS
DDRfreak925: LINK
meEnyKoHle: oo yea
DDRfreak925: AND cLOUD
meEnyKoHle: tidus cloud
DDRfreak925: --
meEnyKoHle: :-D
DDRfreak925: - -;
DDRfreak925: have you tried seeking professional help?
meEnyKoHle: yea
meEnyKoHle: california kicked me out
meEnyKoHle: aiming for the one in oklahoma
DDRfreak925: not professional help in finding more pics of your fetishes
DDRfreak925: i mean
DDRfreak925: profession PSYCHIATRIC help
meEnyKoHle: oo...
meEnyKoHle: i duno
meEnyKoHle: hehe
meEnyKoHle: find me one :-D
DDRfreak925: --;
DDRfreak925: ok
DDRfreak925: i will be your psychiatrist
DDRfreak925: DR. CHRIS SHUM IS IN
meEnyKoHle: hahahahha
meEnyKoHle: aewsum! now i ken drive u crazy :-D:-D
DDRfreak925: NO
DDRfreak925: i'm here to help you solve your problems
meEnyKoHle: so.. is shum lyk.. shoo! shum? or sHOE shum?
DDRfreak925: SHUM
DDRfreak925: as in
meEnyKoHle: chum
meEnyKoHle: chump!
DDRfreak925: SH-UH-MM
meEnyKoHle: ok dr. chump.. i've got this problem
DDRfreak925: =(
DDRfreak925: im supposed to make fun of you
DDRfreak925: not the other way around
DDRfreak925: wth
DDRfreak925: =((
meEnyKoHle: my friend sez i've got a fetish
DDRfreak925: i heard
meEnyKoHle: so he referred me to you...
meEnyKoHle: yes. soo... wut can you do, dr. chump?
DDRfreak925: SHUM
DDRfreak925: ITS SHUM
DDRfreak925: now then
meEnyKoHle: yes dr. chump. w/e u sey
DDRfreak925: have you ever tried
DDRfreak925: finding REAL men?
DDRfreak925: such as
DDRfreak925: non-animated?
meEnyKoHle: i guess
meEnyKoHle: but real ppl suck
DDRfreak925: you guess?
meEnyKoHle: i duno
meEnyKoHle: real ppl suck poop
meEnyKoHle: dont u agree dr. chump?
DDRfreak925: hmm
DDRfreak925: no comment
meEnyKoHle: all they do is eventually let ya down nd stuff
meEnyKoHle: nd im much too young to be thinking so far ahead.
DDRfreak925: have you ever tried finding some guy that didn't let you down?
meEnyKoHle: so i stick wif non-real dudes
DDRfreak925: because these animated guys
DDRfreak925: will fade away
DDRfreak925: into the past
DDRfreak925: in a few years
meEnyKoHle: ... not unless i have a PICTURE!
meEnyKoHle: so do real guys.
meEnyKoHle: except its WORSE. they dun talk to u anymore
meEnyKoHle: lyk their mad.
meEnyKoHle: non-real dudes cant do that.
meEnyKoHle: u juss stare. nd drool.. nd hope there's a kleenex box near by
DDRfreak925: haha
DDRfreak925: *ahem*
meEnyKoHle: :-D
meEnyKoHle: =P~
DDRfreak925: well now
DDRfreak925: yu gi oh
DDRfreak925: will die
DDRfreak925: in a few years
DDRfreak925: just like pokemon
meEnyKoHle: das ok
DDRfreak925: so what then?
meEnyKoHle: there will always be more animated guys
DDRfreak925: ...
meEnyKoHle: final fantasy comes out wif more nd MORE!
DDRfreak925: ok
DDRfreak925: for you
DDRfreak925: i propose a plan
DDRfreak925: of action
meEnyKoHle: they all get hotter nd hotter
DDRfreak925: keep off all of these animated guys
DDRfreak925: for a month
DDRfreak925: and try finding some real guys
meEnyKoHle: ... hahahahahaha
meEnyKoHle: nah.. das stupid
DDRfreak925: exactly what i thought you would say
DDRfreak925: and i would put in a witty response here
DDRfreak925: but
DDRfreak925: i can't think of anything
meEnyKoHle: haha
DDRfreak925: but you are horribly infatuated with these animated characters
DDRfreak925: and it's my job to help rid you of that problem
meEnyKoHle: haha das ok
meEnyKoHle: i'll grow up someday
meEnyKoHle: nd then i ken fire u mr. chump
meEnyKoHle: buh right now... lemme be happy
DDRfreak925: someday?
DDRfreak925: --
meEnyKoHle: haha
DDRfreak925: hmm
DDRfreak925: lemme find some pics of UGLY animated guys
DDRfreak925: and i'll give them all to you
meEnyKoHle: haha
meEnyKoHle: wut diff does that make?
DDRfreak925: then i find some pics of some HOT real guys
DDRfreak925: and you can choose
meEnyKoHle: i neva sed all animated guys were hot
meEnyKoHle: ...
meEnyKoHle: hahaha
meEnyKoHle: ok then
DDRfreak925: whats better, real or fake?
DDRfreak925: REAL
DDRfreak925: dur
meEnyKoHle: fake
DDRfreak925: DUDRUDURDURDURUDRRUDUR
meEnyKoHle: hahaha
DDRfreak925: omg
DDRfreak925: --
meEnyKoHle: FAKE ALL DE WAY!
meEnyKoHle: :-D:-D:-D
meEnyKoHle: real ppl suck
DDRfreak925: but
DDRfreak925: you are real
meEnyKoHle: neva met any real person that is... yea
DDRfreak925: so you suck too?
meEnyKoHle: yea i suck too
DDRfreak925: WTF
DDRfreak925: such bad self-esteem
meEnyKoHle: i suck more than the usual actually
DDRfreak925: and self-image
meEnyKoHle: self-poop
DDRfreak925: okok problem #2
DDRfreak925: raising your self-image
DDRfreak925: and self-esteem
DDRfreak925: let's see
DDRfreak925: how should we do that
meEnyKoHle: hahaa
DDRfreak925: hmm
DDRfreak925: how about
meEnyKoHle: buy me a ps2
DDRfreak925: ....
DDRfreak925: wtf don't you already have one
meEnyKoHle: yea.. buh its not.. mine mine.
DDRfreak925: ....
DDRfreak925: then whose is it
meEnyKoHle: my dad's
meEnyKoHle: haha
DDRfreak925: .....
DDRfreak925: ok then
DDRfreak925: just pretend
DDRfreak925: that you are the best
DDRfreak925: at everything
DDRfreak925: in the world
meEnyKoHle: haha
meEnyKoHle: i dont lie, mr. chump
meEnyKoHle: its bad to lie
DDRfreak925: SHOOT FOR THE MOON
meEnyKoHle: nd GREEN CHEESE!
DDRfreak925: EVEN IF YOU MISS, YOU'LL STILL LAND AMONG THE STARS
meEnyKoHle: makes u fart
DDRfreak925: or somethin
DDRfreak925: ok we will finish this discussion after my shower
DDRfreak925: DON'T LOG OFF
DDRfreak925: WE MUST CONTINUE THIS SESSION
DDRfreak925: UNTIL I HAVE DEEMED YOU A NORMAL PERSON
meEnyKoHle: lol its ok. how much u charge mr. chump?
