Sunday, October 24, 2004  

took this offa caleb's. THANKS ^ ^

1. The AZN Asian
These are the Asian-Americans that drive around in their fixed-up Ricers and say stuff like “AZN PrYde 4EvA”. They spend their time drinking Boba, going to car shows, and listening to Rap music. It is an unspoken law that all AZN males MUST either spike their hair straight up or have it shaven. If you are really AZN, you might be baller and sport the cornrows. AZN girls collect cute stuff like Hello Kitty, Pucci, and Mashi Maru, and also have huge photo albums of them with other AZN girls, even if they hate each other’s guts behind their back.
-Holla

2. The Goody-Goody Asian
These overachievers spent all of their time studying for the SATs during highschool, and for the MCATs during college. Poor kids, their parents will kill them if they dare bring home a B+. Goody-Goodies are shy and conservative, and also are most likely devote Christians going to church every Sunday.
-Jesus is my Homeboy

3. The Sporty Asian
You think Asians don’t do sports? You better thank us for your Tennis, Volleyball, and Golf teams. You can always find sporty asian girls wearing a school sweatshirt with a pair of basketball shorts. Don’t forget us Martial Artists too!
-What’s your style?

4. The Gucci Asian
There isn’t such thing as a “kinda” rich asian. If an asian is rich, they are REALLY rich. Gucci Asian chicks are kinda like Paris Hilton- rich, spoiled, and superficial. The only thing different between Gucci Asians and Paris Hilton is that Gucci asians are actually smart, so they can make you spend your money on them without a second thought. If you want to get with a Hot Gucci Asian, better get ready to spend.
-“What’s your dad do?”
“You ever hear of a company called Sony? He owns that.”

5. The Cluber Asian
Clubber Asians get together late at night and get drunk on Sochu. Raves are dead, but the party still lives on in Korea town. Many Asians are Goody-Goodies by day, but bust out in the club at night.

6. The Urban Asian
These are the artistic, liberal, non-conformists Asians. They enjoy music and politics, however like many people, their struggle to be a nonconformist only makes them a conformist. They wear vintage clothing, bleach/dye their hair, and support the legalization of marijuana. Oh yeah, for medical purposes of course…

7. The Banana Asian
These Asian Uncle Toms are “Yellow on the Outside, but White on the inside”. Also known as Twinkies, they know nothing about being Asian, and would rather just blend in with the crowd.

8. The FOB Asian
FOB stands for “Fresh Off the Boat”, and refers to Asians that are obviously new to America. FOB can take on two meanings; negative and neutral. One meaning implies they are dirty and poor and can’t speak English, and the other just means that they are very Asian looking. A FOB can be a smelly man who burps in a restaurant, or a FOB can be a firs-time Japanese at Disneyland flashing “Peace” Signs.

9. The Scary Asian
Lots of AZNs think they are gangsta. Well they aren’t, they are poseurs. Real Asian gang members are hard to see, and that a good thing for you. Real Asian gang members don’t need to talk tuff, they just cut off body parts like ears and finger.

10. The Gamer Asian
These Asians spend their time in the arcade and specialize in “Dance Dance Revolution” and Marvel vs Capcom 2. They also might post on a internet message forum called “IGN” and have Naruto icons.

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