beaver n.
a herbavoirial mammal that has an unusual personality. it almost looks delusional with the constant buldging of eyes in a confused manner. Do not be fooled. tho their arms and legs are quite stubby, they have a high tendancy for violence. one of their favorite pass times includes the mockery of one another's teeth, effacing forests, and causing inpertinent with their mothers. many people believe their thick, flabby tails are used for swimming and building homes. they were all decieved... for beavers use these massive globs of blubber for disciplining their young, disobediant children. When causing trouble, young beavers yell "ni!" to show disrespect. Despite all the strangness of beavers, they are quite entertaining.
