Saturday, March 29, 2003  
she made me do it.

Survey #1::Brought to you by Vitamin CHEESE


About YOU and YOUR family::

What is your middle name? Joellen
What is you turkey’s name? Mike
How many teeth do you have? a lot
Who is in your family? quite a few ppl
How many kids do you have? where did they go...
How many teeth do your kids have? im not sure... are u suppose to keep track of that?
Why does your dad eat potatoes? he does?!

About YOUR home::

What is your bed’s name? spring-o
How many times do the toilets flush everyday? ... depends wut time of month. hahahah
Does your fridge contain batteries?nopes
How many inches is the door taller than you?i think .. 12? i duno.

When was the last time YOU…::

Slept on the floor [unexpectedly]? ... long time ago...
Talked to your chair?yesterday
Flossed your teeth?1 hour ago
Gone shopping?12 hours ago
Picked lint balls off your favorite sweater? .... wut sweater...
Plucked a rooster?bak in them old days wen i was a youngin. we didn't have roosters. we walked miles and miles trugging through snow. uphill... barefoot...
Thrown your mashed-potatoes up against the wall? now bak in them old days wen i was a youngin, we didn't have mashed-potatoes. those darned irish had to have a freakin famine
Kissed a chipmunk?i missed.
Been to Boston in the fall?!! i wanna go to Boston...
Licked a sparkplug?... eh heh...
Sniffed a stinkbug?wuts a stinkbug luk lyk?
Painted daises on a big red rubber ball?need to do that sometime too
Bathed in yogurt?the pirates who dont do anything are awesum.
SWABbed the poop deck?... that's the captain.. er... cabin girl's job. lol

Are YOU…::

Gay, Lez, or BI? ... tri..? lol
Stupid or smart? stupid
Tall or short?tall i guess....- -;
Sexy or snotty?luzer...
Snoopy or leave people alone? leave me alone
Stubborn or go-with-the-crowd?go-far-from-crowd
Picky or you just don’t care?dun give a fart.

Is this survey..::

a) gay
b) awesome
c) a waste of time
d) randomness

B

Should Stacy make another one?? OO YEA!!! lol





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