What is your middle name? Joellen What is you turkey’s name? Mike How many teeth do you have? a lot Who is in your family? quite a few ppl How many kids do you have? where did they go... How many teeth do your kids have? im not sure... are u suppose to keep track of that? Why does your dad eat potatoes? he does?!
About YOUR home::
What is your bed’s name? spring-o How many times do the toilets flush everyday? ... depends wut time of month. hahahah Does your fridge contain batteries?nopes How many inches is the door taller than you?i think .. 12? i duno.
When was the last time YOU…::
Slept on the floor [unexpectedly]? ... long time ago... Talked to your chair?yesterday Flossed your teeth?1 hour ago Gone shopping?12 hours ago Picked lint balls off your favorite sweater? .... wut sweater... Plucked a rooster?bak in them old days wen i was a youngin. we didn't have roosters. we walked miles and miles trugging through snow. uphill... barefoot... Thrown your mashed-potatoes up against the wall? now bak in them old days wen i was a youngin, we didn't have mashed-potatoes. those darned irish had to have a freakin famine Kissed a chipmunk?i missed. Been to Boston in the fall?!! i wanna go to Boston... Licked a sparkplug?... eh heh... Sniffed a stinkbug?wuts a stinkbug luk lyk? Painted daises on a big red rubber ball?need to do that sometime too Bathed in yogurt?the pirates who dont do anything are awesum. SWABbed the poop deck?... that's the captain.. er... cabin girl's job. lol
Are YOU…::
Gay, Lez, or BI? ... tri..? lol Stupid or smart? stupid Tall or short?tall i guess....- -; Sexy or snotty?luzer... Snoopy or leave people alone? leave me alone Stubborn or go-with-the-crowd?go-far-from-crowd Picky or you just don’t care?dun give a fart.
Is this survey..::
a) gay
b) awesome
c) a waste of time
d) randomness
B
Should Stacy make another one?? OO YEA!!! lol
Thank you for choosing Vitamin CHEESE::cuz farts are made of these::